Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Observations


From time to time, I will have nothing interesting to post for the week, so you will see a blog entitled "Observations."  This is your cue to either stop reading now or continue on and learn nothing of any redeeming value.  Your choice either way. J

We had so much rain this weekend that we couldn’t do our planned "Mini Series of Hikes."  Soooo we did the next best thing, we went to IKEA.  I LOVE IKEA!  Jim, not so much.  In fact, he calls this store "Scandinavian Hell."  I love how the store routes you through mazes and mazes of room settings and mock kitchen and bathroom settings so you can get lots of decorating ideas and buy a whole lot of furniture!  By the time we got out of IKEA, Jim was not in a very good mood, so I suggested we take a tour of the local Farmer's Market.  I thought this was a brilliant idea and one that would cheer Jim up right away. J

For some reason, Jim wasn't really keen on going to the Farmer's Market either, but being the good sport that he is, he agreed to go.  When we got there, the shoe was on the other foot.  Jim loved the place!  Not only did they have the usual organic fruits and vegetables, but the place was filled with all kinds of memorabilia and tchotchkes  from the era when Jim was a teenager.  I of course didn't recognize any of it since I was but a wee baby when Jim was a teenager. J  We spent hours looking at eight track tapes.......... 

The market also had booths where you can get a manicure, pedicure, ear candling (yucky), etc.  I suggested that Jim get a haircut from a little Vietnamese lady cutting hair in her bare feet.  For some reason, he wasn't "feeling it."  I thought she looked perfectly capable, but he said, “She's no Twee." (Twee owns a salon in Atascocita where Jim and lots of other neighborhood men get their hair cut).  Twee has quite a following obviously. 

The annual book sale was going on too, so we stocked up on books for those looong winter days everyone keeps telling us about. We walked away with ten hardbacks and ten paperbacks for twenty-five dollars!  All in all, a pretty productive day I thought.

Okay, now for the promised “observations” mentioned in the heading of the post.  Remember, these are only my observations, not some political or religious comment on either Houston or Calgary.  I love them both!

·    In Houston, you probably have a little panel on the wall that has an on/off switch for the AC and heat, which more often than not is switched to AC.  In Calgary, you have an entire room in your basement devoted to heating and cooling your house.
·    In Houston, you have one water heater usually in the attic or the garage.  In Calgary, you have three water heaters (in that little room mentioned above.)  One for the floors, one for the washer, showers, etc. and one for…..? (Most of the stuff in that room is a mystery to us).
·    In Houston, you DO NOT cross the street unless you look both ways, twice.  In Calgary, if you are standing on the curb, just thinking about crossing the street, cars from all directions will stop until you are safely across...all the while smiling happily like they have no where they need to be.  This of course is very bad practice for retiring in Ecuador where drivers will mow you down like a bad weed.
·    In Houston, you will get mediocre customer service some of the time.  In Calgary, people will go out of their way to help you.  Case at hand: we have had the security alarm guy at our house four times now.  We are on a first name basis, with Harold, who called yesterday just to see if the alarm had gone off in the middle of the night AGAIN! (Like it has three times already....another story for another blog.)
·    In Houston, we can play twilight golf for $11 a player, year ‘round.  In Calgary, people will pay ungodly amounts of money to play golf for three months of the year.  Supply and Demand, I guess.

I could go on, but why should I?  Come visit us and see for yourself.  J

The kids are coming for Jim’s birthday next week!  I’ll have lots and lots of pictures to post and you won’t be subjected to my usual drivel.

Have a happy Fourth of July, Mi Amigos! 


Our bounty from the book sale!  We sure need to fill up those book shelves!




Tuesday, June 19, 2012

First Week in Calgary

We have been in Calgary for ten days!  Jim attended the Global Petroleum Show at BMO Center on the grounds of the Stampede last week.  The show this year was the largest show so far with over 63,000 attendees from 95 countries.  A career fair is held in conjunction with the GPS, where 6,000 people stood in line and vied for oil and gas jobs.  And, no, I didn't attend the career fair.  I'm not ready to be un-retired yet.  Thank you.

During the show, Jim always takes some of his clients out for a round of golf at one of the beautiful courses near Calgary.  From what I've seen so far, they are all beautiful courses.  Not cheap, but beautiful.  Any-hoo, guess who got to play golf with the clients?  Yup, yours truly.  At the last minute a client couldn't attend so I filled in.  Holy Cow!  You cannot believe the majesty of the golf courses... I mean the mountains... here around Calgary.  We played at Silvertip in Canmore, just south of Banff.  Every hole had views of the surrounding mountain ranges.  Even though you would hit your ball in the fairway, (not me, of course) you would still be standing above or below your ball due to the course being laid out on the side of a mountain.  It adds a whole new dimension to your game.  I felt like a mountain goat trying to clobber that little white ball.

Since we are so close to the mountains, we are planning to do a new hike every weekend.  We bought the guides, we bought the bear spray, so now we're gonna use them!  Seeing as it was Father's day this past weekend, we took it easy and only did the 9km hike.  The trail was called Jumping Pound Ridge.  Don't ask me why it's called that.  I'm sure some sign told us why somewhere along the trail, but I can't be bothered to stop and read every sign, can I?  There are lots of trails named after Inuit Indian stuff, so I assume it probably has some thing to do with that.  This particular trail is a multi-use trail for hikers and bikers.  We were the only hikers on the trail.  Lots of mountain bikers though.  After my mountain biking experience in Austin, where I hit a tree root on a back country trail and slammed full force into my handle bars, I've decided that mountain biking is not for me. I'm more of the "lazy-roll-along-at-your-own-pace" type of biker.   And I usually do this on paved bike trails that don't have much of an incline.  Unfortunately, the paved bike trails here can't help but have an incline.  We live at the bottom of a hill they call Mount Royal, so to get anywhere, you have to go up hill.  Darn.   In the weeks to come, I'll be blogging the "Mini Series of Hikes," and you will be seeing lots of pictures taken by Jim. Thank goodness somebody knows how to use a camera.  

We couldn't be with the kids on Father's Day, but they sent Jim an awesome Father's Day basket full all kinds of goodies.  Really made his day.  Thanks, kids!  We love ya!  We'll be seeing the kids in two weeks for Jim's birthday.  Yup, we'll celebrate the 4th of July together here in a country that celebrates their Independence on July 1.  They'll probably still be recovering from their own party because these Canadians do love to party!  I knew I was going to like it here. :)

Picture Time!!!!!

See what I mean? Mountain goat golf.


Amazing views of "Three Sisters Mountain" from the golf course.


There's those "Three Sisters" again!  The Silvertip clubhouse in the foreground.


Seriously! Can you believe those mountains behind Jim? "Three Sisters" on the left.......some other mountain on the right.


Father's Day hike at Jumping Pound ridge.


Manpri?


Old people in mountaining gear?


More of Jumping Pound ridge.


Jim and his Father's Day present from the kids.



Wednesday, June 13, 2012

We Made It!

Well, Jim and I finally made it to Calgary!  We have been here for five days now.  Our saga began with a flight from Houston to Minneapolis to pick up Jim's new company car (and what a car!)  That "old guy" hit the jackpot.  Can you say Hemi?  In case you don't know what a Hemi is, it is a series of V8 engines built by Chrysler with a hemispherical combustion chamber.  I looked it up in Wikipedia. :)

When Jim got the car, it was still unlicensed.  Trying to get across the Canadian border with an unlicensed car didn't really give us a "warm and fuzzy," so we decided to stay in MN until we got the license plate.  Fortunately that didn't take but half a day, and we were on our way to Calgary!  Now, unless you are retired like me, and you don't have anything better to do, I do not recommend driving from MN to Calgary.  It's an arduous two-and-a-half day drive with hundreds of miles of hay fields and silos, lots of silos.  We knew our marriage would be tested over the next 2.5 days of driving, but we were willing to give it a go.  I had my Nook and my neck pillow, so we said, "Uh Ree Va Dare Chee" to MN, and off we went.  We started out at one in the afternoon and drove until eight that night, at which time we decided to give James, the chauffeur, a rest.  We spent the night in Minot, ND.  The big attraction in Minot is the "Wild Things Alaska Alder Grill," where you can sit in an Indian tee pee and be served a bison burger or some other exotic animal.  We got a picture of me standing by the tee pee, but I couldn't convince Jim to straddle the stuffed buffalo for a candid shot.  Maybe next time...

Day two: more hay and silos.  By noon, we were in Portal, the border crossing between ND and Canada.  We spent the next two hours talking with a very nice border agent who was finally  convinced that we meant Canada no harm and were allowed in!  But before we could "Pass GO," Jim was hit with a GST tax of $1,700 for that sexy new muscle car. (HA)  We spent night number two in Medicine Hat, Alberta.  I can't really remember anything interesting about Medicine Hat except that it was where I tried my first "Tim Horton's."  Tim Horton's is Canada's largest fast food chain with over 3000 stores nationwide (it's bigger than Micky D's in CAN).  It was founded in 1964 by Canadian hockey player.....Tim Horton!  Let me tell you, these Canadians "love them some Tim Horton's!"  They are best known for their coffee and doughnuts, and there will be a line around the block to get in day or night!

This is getting kind of long.  You may want to go to the kitchen and make yourself a snack.

Day three:  more silos less hay.  We got into Calgary at noon!  Yippee, we made it!  Time to go grocery shopping and encounter more sticker shock.  I'm not going to bore you with the details, but let's just say, everything seems to cost twice as much.  You have to pay for quality of life!  We are going to LOVE it here, at least until winter comes.  

This week Jim has been "manning" his booth at the Global Petroleum Show here in Calgary.  I am enjoying the fine dining we are doing with Jim's clients. :)  This weekend, we start our "marathon of hiking."  We have decided to do a different hike every weekend as long as the weather holds out.  Stay tuned for the next post: Hiking in Banff.


Front of Jim's new car (no license plate)

Lovely Pocahontas in front of Alder Grill teepee

Wild game in the men's bathroom at Alder Grill
My handsome chauffeur

Miles and miles of this scenery.  Makes you want to poke your eyes out.



Sunday, June 3, 2012

Couch Surfing 101

Boy, do we have great friends!  Since Jim and I became "homeless" on May 26, we have been couch surfing at various family and friends.  We started out at Marc and Stacy's then moved on to our parents' in Arkansas and Missouri.  When we returned to Houston, we stayed at Bev and Steve's for a while until our expert "dog sitting" skills were required at Casey and Anthony's house.  Then back to Marc and Stacy's, who have graciously opened their home to us for weeks on end.  We can't thank them enough!  Everyone has offered to put us up (read, "put up with us") for a while and we appreciate it.  We will remember your kind offers for future visits.  : )

I have actually learned to embrace this nomadic lifestyle, even if it means I am living out of a suitcase and wearing the same five stylish outfits for weeks on end.  The pros far outweigh the cons.  For example, you become more relaxed about your hygiene and looks, thinking that your friends will cut you some slack if your face and clothes are more wrinkled than usual.  You also get to watch daytime TV shows, like Dr. Oz, where you'll have your most serious medical questions answered, such as, "Do men pass more gas than women?"  Well, I think we already knew the answer to that one, but the research was done, so it's important to communicate it to the public at large (it's men).  More benefits of living the life of a gypsy are that you will be invited to people's houses for a home cooked meal, which is wonderful because Lord knows, you haven't made a home cooked meal yourself in years.  So thank you to our friends and family that have taken us in, fed us, and given us moral support for our move.  We leave tomorrow for our "Big Adventure in Calgary" and I hope you'll come along for the ride via our blog.  I can't promise titillating tales or high adventure , but hopefully you won't be bored and "spell check" will catch all my boo boos.

2012 version of couch surfing: Planking